Van Damme Mortal Kombat Mashup

As we begin this blogcast day, I offer you this simple equation...

Van Damme + Bloodsport ÷ Mortal Kombat = Head exploding spilt kicks to your nostalgia region!



Via Topless Robot

2 Cats, 1 Banana Box

To celebrate episode 2 of 2 Nerds, 1 Podcast, I give you this...



Have a great day!

2 Nerds, 1 Podcast Episode 2: The Quickening

Just kidding with the Highlander ref, but this is Ep. 2 of 2 Nerds, 1 Podcast.  Somehow, the total sum has more nerdy despite being an equal amount of nerd.  Hmmmm...

50s Style Animation Art

Couple of pics images from the commercial parody project premiering next week.  Mom and the kids in the kitchen, going for a retro cartoon mood.

Who Else Blew Koopa? Nintendo Turkey Links

As this blogcast day begins, I'm wondering whether or not all the time I spent blowing spit into Nintendo cartridges, did anything to actually facilitate game play.  Oh look, here's an article that lets me know if it did...

Did Blowing into Nintendo Cartridges Really Help?

And speaking of old school Nintendo, have you ever really wondered what life as a Koopa was really like.  Rice Pirate has the answer...

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There's no way you can convince me that they don't plan this daily.

And, then there's this list of 12 People Who Look Like Cartoons.  Why, cause why the hell not?

Tuesday Morning Turkey Links

Moh'nin'.  As we begin our blogcast day, I am reminded that people love conflict.  And thus the theme of this morning turkey links...

Han Solo V Gangnam Style

There's nothing I can say about this vid...

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iPhone 5 V Expectation

Wonderful iPhone 5 commercial parody.

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Mario V EVERYTHING!

If only Super Mario Bros. were really  like this.

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Wide Cat V Slender Box

And lastly, a fat cat versus a thin box.  Why, cause why the hell not..

Comic Fiction Photos 092412

A collection of pics, including uncropped versions of this week's banner pics and a look to the coming fall and larger versions of previous posts.

Monday Morning Turkey Links

As we begin the blogcast day, I bring you turkey links from far and wide...

I Knew the Star War had Healing Powers

Check out how the Star Wars theme shuts this baby up...

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Just Because Girls Play Games, Doesn't Make Them Whores

Okay, that was a little strong.  This video is supposed to be about "Dating Female Gamers" or some shite, but it's just a chick on a bed.  Why Am I posting it?  Cause it's a chick on a bed.

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12 Fucked Up Ways to Keep Your Feet Warm

http://www.oddee.com/item_98339.aspx

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A Whole New Meaning to Murdering A Sandwich

Lastly, here's some grizzly food deaths.  Why?  Cause why the hell not.

http://www.oddee.com/item_98298.aspx

2 Nerds, 1 Podcast

Joe Harvey and Tim Church bring the funny in the first episode of their podcast.  Pics and mo' info to come, but for now enjoy what Joe refers to as, "ropey strands of salty podcast goodness."

CF Photos Uncropped 091712

Our banner and profile photos from this week and last week in sans the cropping for design purps.

Mo Photos

Comic Fiction promo photos for your consumption...

A Fall Mood

Here's a preview from a set of photos I took in July.  Even though they were taken mid summer, they definitely give off the vibe of the impending Fall season.

Pimps Need Cadillacs Too

I'm a car fan.  More importantly, I'm a Dodge fan.  Especially the more recent offerings of the Charger and the Challenger.  Being an admirer of the Brothers Dodge, I keep up with the company's doings and recently, they've begun to air commercials for their latest small car, the Dart.

Now, much like the Charger and the Challenger, this isn't the first iteration of the Dodge Dart.  A really good friend of mine drove one in college that looked like this...

The corners could cut glass.  We used them to cut church cheese.

This is what the new one looks like...

There's no way you can convince me that this would not look better in brown with a tan canvas top.

Now, I have zero problems with Dodge trying to stir up some nostalgia for to generate sales.  What I do take issue with is the new commercial.  I won't make you watch the whole thing, just get to the 20 second mark.



At that 20 second mark we get this...

Look at that, then look at this...

Again, look at the concept and look at what we ended up with.

Why are car companies so proud to show us what we could have had?  If a woman sexted me a pic of her in a mini skirt and a tube top, then she showed up at my door in an oversized wool turtleneck and thick ass corduroys in June, I am supposed to be happy about this?

Lamenting over what could have been for the new Dart, led me to check out other concepts and I came across this...

This is the Cadillac Ciel, pronounced C-L.  All I have to say is why?

Why the hell is this not on the market?  Every pimp, rock star, hip hop mogul, and televangelist would want this car!

What is not pictured, are the cup holders especially made for hot sauce and tattoo needles.

It makes me sad to know that Floyd Mayweather will never have the opportunity to own this car. I truly believe the thoughts and dreams of having someone driving him around in it, only to forget about it in a liquor store parking lot, would get him through those long prison nights.

But the C-L will probably never even make it to market.  And even if it did, after the "committees" got through with it, it would end up looking like this...

Two up.

Frosty Cocks - The Perfect Suck Delight

Delicious fried chicken skin and gravy swirled on a stick.  The perfect treat on a cool day or any day.  A Comic Fiction original production.  Special thanks to Joe Harvey, Justine Leveque, and Meghan Ross for their more than genuine noshing.

Comic Fiction Photos

As summer is coming to a close, our time spent outdoors is coming to a close as well.  Check out an uncropped look at the banner and cover images from this week and last week.