It's been a bit since the blogcast day has begun and for that, I am sorry. But know this, it's been due to creating more delicious Comic Fiction content. So, hopefully the coming silliness will more than make up for the lack of silliness the last few weeks. And speaking of silly...
While I was in factory, running the assembly line of funny, news came in from Hollywood that 20th Century Fox is making a brand new Charlie Brown movie. Now, this in itself really isn't news. Brand's like "Peanuts" are never gonna go away. Hell, there's another iteration of the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on TV, with another movie in the works. The Muppets were trotted out on the big screen again last year and there's another Fast and Furious flick being made. I bring that up cause Vin Diesel has to be either a cartoon or a puppet or CGI. He will never go away folks. I don't mean that in the "How does this guy still get work?" kind of way. I mean that in the 50 years from now, "How is Vin Diesel even the fuck alive?" kind of way. Which is fine with me cause I want him to make enough Furious Fast films that I can watch them on a 24 hour loop. Just like Good Times.
Anyway. Like I said, new Chuckie Brown flick, not news. But, this little piece of info in the press release got the interwebs attention...
"We have been working on this project for years," Craig Schulz, president of Charles M. Schulz Creative Associates, said in a statement. "We finally felt the time was right and the technology is where we need it to be to create this film."
So yeah. "The technology is where we need it to be to create this film." What the shite does that mean?! Could it be possible, they're planning a fully computer generated Peanuts movie? How downtrodden could Chuckie Brown be, all shiny and plasticiney. Well, we don't know for sure what that statement means, but it has us old folks that watched Peantus' specials on CBS as kids shaking in our black nylon socks and slippers.
With the scary thought of a CGI Snoopy interacting with a real life Neil Patrick Harris in mind, here are this morning's Peanut flavored Turkey Links.
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It's Black History Month Charlie Brown!
This is the Charlie Brown Special I've been waiting for my whole life.
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SNOOPY, FINISH LUCY!
The battle of Snoopy and Lucy set to Mortal Kombat sound effects.
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You're Entering Puberty Charlie Brown!
While this is meant to be funny, I find it sad and depressing.
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A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa!
We end with the infamous A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa, one of the most offensive (pun intended) and oft imitated internet videos of all time. Not safe for work or anything, it's a profanity laced, racially insensitive hot mess of internet glory. You have been warned.
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