As we begin our blogcast day, I have to ask... Does Pizza Hut make pizza anymore? Let's be honest, they have never really made the greatest pizza in the first place, but at least pizza was their focus. It's in the damn name, Pizza Hut! Not Wings Hut (or Wing Avenue or whatever the hell you call that shite), or Stromboli Hut (at least the P'Zone still feels like it's in the pizza fam), or Hot Pocket Hut (the P'Zolo really, the P'Zolo? via Neatorama), or Frozen Dinner Hut (sorry, that's disrespectful to frozen entrees that both taste good and actually have enough food to feed more than one person) or Crust Hut (stuffed crust, pepperoni crust, crust bites! I'm waiting for Crust P'Fingers... Crust without the pizza! And no, these aren't breadsticks. You see breadsticks... Nevermind).
We go to Pizza Hut because:
A. We've exhausted all other pizza options
B. They're freakin' everywhere
C. You're in a sentimental mood and want someone else to cook your frozen pizza
Pizza Hut should remember that. Or, and I know I'm being silly... MAKE BETTER PIZZA!
With Turkey Links preferably
A giant effed up spider to screw with your head. Happy Monday!
Ketchup and Salad Dressing battle royale. They know not to mess with honey mustard.
And E.T. Hands... Why? You know why, you just don't want to admit it to yourself.
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