As we begin our blogcast day, I am reminded of McDonald's Filet O' Fish sandwich. It's something you truly have to be in the mood for and once that craving hits you, the only thing that will satisfy it is the warm, crispy taste of that first bite. But that's it. You only get one satisfying munch out of that thing. Don't tempt fate and go for a second chomp or you'll get a mouth full of something reminiscent of a flavorless oatmeal strained through a dirty sock. By the third bite, it's some how colder than your 90% ice beverage and you're wishing you never bought the thing in the first place. If you make it to a fourth nosh, that's when your stomach starts to cry in the form of small vomit gulps and you're trying to figure out where to toss it. Depending on your bite size, knocking down half of this minced fish mouth terror is about as far as most people get and still feel comfortable in throwing it away.
So, the next time you get a hankering for a hunk a… a slab, a slice, a chunk a… Filet O' Fish. Remember, take the biggest bite you can, cause you truly only get one.
And Now for Some More Edible Turkey Links
George Jefferson Strut
In honor of Sherman Hemsley's recent passing, I ask that everyone break out the George Jefferson strut whenever you do something you're particular proud of today. Check out the vid if you need reference...
Batman Themed Wedding
http://whengeekswed.com/blog1/2012/07/19/elegant-black-gold-batman-wedding/
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Live Cat Bank
And Lastly...
SpiderDad and SpiderSon and a Day of Bouncing
Why? Cause why the hell not?
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